I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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