Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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