So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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