I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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