Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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