I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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