I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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