I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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