I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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