did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
This is my gift to your gina
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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