mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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