How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
