what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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