no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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