I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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