He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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