just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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