I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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