What a fucking waste of an outfit
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Quick, to the slutcave!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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