I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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