Define "chronic" masturbator.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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