Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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