Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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