im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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