bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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