there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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