Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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