I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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