I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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