I accidentally had phone sex last night
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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