The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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