the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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