She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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