She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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