how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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