yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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