So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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