i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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