carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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