So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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