Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
this boner is exhausting
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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