the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize
