Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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