i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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