Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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