no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
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