I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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