I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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