He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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