I am puke
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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