Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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